If I don’t cook a full breakfast on the weekends we have to keep reminding Audrey that she still needs to eat something. This morning she asked for bread & butter. Here’s the conversation:
MIKE: Audrey, what do you want for breakfast?
AUDREY: Bread & butter. Ask Mommy to make it.
MIKE: I know how to make bread & butter!
AUDREY: Wait…I’ll tell you how to make it: put some butter on a piece of bread and fold it in half.

(I apologize if the photo is blurry because I was laughing so hard when I took it.)